I know, I know, two posts in one day is just crazy but I had to get this out.
Watching the glorious Hollyoaks this morning and Carmel (the ditzy blond) was giving Lauren (big hair, black clothes) advice on sex. Best quote ev-er:
“Lauren, it’s not something you do when you’re bored like Jenga.”
Riiiiight.
Great stuff
I LOVE Carmel, I think she’s one of my faves. She’s just so cute and silly!
I love her too! Another beauty today was “are you fornicating with newt?”. Love it!